Saturday, December 19, 2009

BrokeNCYDE's "I'm Not A Fan, But The Kids Like It" - the worst album ever, ever?

I think so. This is ear rape, in its truest sense. Imagine the shitness of the instrument section in a song by, hmm, 3OH!3, Cobra Starship or even Akon. Add lyrics about fucking some random, drunk 14 year old scene girl against a wall in a club (every song is based around this pretense). Then some cliché screamed vocals, typically found in a song by a group such as Linkin Park, as well as heavily-autotuned vocals reminiscent of T-Pain.

This is BrokeNCYDE. They suck. They really, really suck. Once, an artist with integrity (forgot who) told them they were shit. They replied "you're just jealous cause we get all the girlz" (or something along those lines). They don't get it. People laugh at them. The only people who take them seriously are 14 year old scene girls, the same ones that they sing about fucking drunk in a club. Their tracks are entitled such things as "Booty Call", "Get Crunk" and "Sex Toyz". I'm 6 tracks through now and I think I've heard the word 'panties' in every song so far.



My ears have been violated. I tried getting through the whole record, I really did, but I can't take this anymore.


Matt
Now listening to "Riceboy Sleeps" by Jónsi and Alex



6 comments:

  1. I didn't know the 14 year scene girl market would be big enough to support a 'band' like this and something like Short Stack.

    I honestly thought that was a joke video, oh well, record companies are making money from it some how.

    May god save us all.

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  2. I heard half of that song, and I swear i lost a few braincells. Thankyou for alerting me to the presence of douchebags, I now know to never go near them.

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  3. I like thier music and, I think you have no right to say anything unless you make music yourself. This will be the 1st and last time I read this, because of how immature you and your readers are about commenting about music

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  4. lmao damn. people are rediculous. why have anything to do with it if you dont like it? didnt your momma ever teach you "if you dont have anything nice to say, dont say anything at all?" aparently not. that bitch was prolly too busy getting head and shooting up to teach you anything.

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  5. I do make music myself. However, I would never, ever, ever let my music become like this band, not if someone offered me a billion dollars and celebrity status. Problem?

    And why would anyone live my that rule, Anon#3? "If you don't have anything nice to say, don't say it at all." What a waste of time. Apparently you agree with me, too. It's not like what you said about me or my mother was nice. So why did you say it at all?

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  6. *that was meant to say 'by that rule', not 'my that rule'. My bad.

    Anyway, I thought of something else. Why wouldn't I state my own opinion? Am I not allowed to? Just cause my opinion isn't a positive one, I'm not allowed to say it? By all means, argue with me, tell me I'm wrong; but don't do it in away that is insulting towards me or my readers. I don't mind you liking this band. I'm just saying that I don't, and why I don't.

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